jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
fuckin lilo
I’m fucking dying
LILO NO
Lilo is all of us
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.
Fuck the glow in the dark stars.
Oh what my mom would do for this. (or me)
Judge other people for homosexuality when two of your children are incestuous lovers and the third has a whore complex.
Dianna Agron’s quote from Choosing Glee x (via jennception)
“Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.”
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
You spelled ‘make them better’ wrong.
Or, ya know, those of us with reading skills realized that just because there’s only one MAN left doesn’t mean he’s the last human being on earth. WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO.
Y The Last Man is a great comic that legitimately deals with this.
(Source: lmaogtfo)
